You Call Yourself a Wizard?! — A cursor-dragging platformer where you play as a young, lazy, foul-mouthed wizard who has brought on the apocalypse. With every jump you take, you spew out obscene tirades — while the ghost of your Archmage insults you every time you die in the game. Coming to PC in Q1 2027.
What Is You Call Yourself a Wizard?!
You Call Yourself a Wizard?! is a comedy platformer with a control scheme to match its attitude: you drag the wizard around with your cursor rather than running and jumping conventionally. The wizard himself is young, lazy and foul-mouthed — and the apocalypse he’s dealing with is, unsuprisingly, his own fault.
The comedy runs on two channels: your wizard delivers obscene tirades with every jump, and the ghost of your Archmage insults you every single time you die. It’s a game built around failure being loud. The game is coming to PC in Q1 2027, with a Steam page and an itch.io presence already live.
Key Features
• Cursor-dragging platformer controls
• Young, lazy, foul-mouthed wizard protagonist
• The apocalypse is entirely your own fault
• Obscene tirades with every jump
• The ghost of your Archmage insults you every time you die
• Coming to PC in Q1 2027
• Steam page and itch.io already live
Platforms & Release
You Call Yourself a Wizard?! is coming to PC (and playable in the browser on itch.io). Release window: Q1 2027.
Developed by Saint Edward Games.